“My landlord told me that she would like to have a chat with me about the house’s sky-high heating bills this winter. I told her, […]
It’s important to be stylish; just ask Pope Francis. (Page down once or twice to see the fake image. And we wish the 86-year-old a […]
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other asks, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive.” (Yes, its cutting-edge […]
John F. Kennedy has been gone nearly 60 years, and Jackie Kennedy (Onassis) nearly 30, but the couple still resonates with people. The first home […]
“Once you lick the frosting off of a cupcake, it becomes a muffin. And muffins are healthy. You’re welcome.” Adding another expense to a transaction […]
I regret that I didn’t keep the rotary telephone I grew up with, as I suppose they’re collector’s items now. Mortgages aside, technology in other […]
“I got stuck in a conversation with some wealthy people and one woman asked me how my investments were doing. I replied that both avocadoes […]
Things are always changing. No bagpipe player I saw growing up looked, or played, like this. The MBA’s forecast for 2023 volumes changed, and here’s […]
Overheard last night in Northern California: “’The Empire Strips Back’” is the best parody show I’ve ever seen.” I only mention that because life goes […]
The way bond math works, every man, woman, and child that owns a fixed-income security issued when rates were lower is now underwater on that […]
